Mechanically Separated Chicken.

Saturday, February 28, 2004

Blink blonk blunk.

'Driver', the latest issue of Cordite is up. It's sexxxy.

Also, toy piano music.

Saturday, February 07, 2004


HSG: Have you ever heard Jane Fonda's Workout tape?

K: No.

HSG: I heard it once when I was fifteen, and all I remember is Jane Fonda screaming 'Make it BURN!' over and over.

K: Sounds terrifying. Why is she telling people to set fire to things? That doesn't sound like effective exercise.

HGS: Exactly. It's more like Jane Fonda's Arson tape.

Organ Grinding.

Has it been a while since you saw some monkey automata?

Thought so.

I can see it in your eyes: dull, haunted, monkey-less.

Honeybunny, put down the saucepan. Come to papa.