Voodoo.
hot soup girl: I watch some crap on television. Last night I watched Pretty Woman, The Director's Cut and read the original screenplay at the same time. I conducted this experiment for the benefit of science, but did science thank me? No.
Signalstation: There was a director's cut? I hope it involved the director getting cut.
Signalstation: Tiny little cuts on the arms and legs that will get infected.
Signalstation: wait... I just realized you said you had the screenplay. Why?
hot soup girl: The director's cut addendum was the only reason I watched it. I was hoping for a gritty, unhappy ending.
hot soup girl: I'm joking.
Signalstation: Ah. Thank goodness.
hot soup girl: Well, sort of. Apparently the original screenplay was quite different to the one they ended up filming. In the original, Julia Roberts' character is a hypersexual drug addict, and ends up being rejected by Richard Gere. It ends badly.
hot soup girl: Mary Gaitskill says that when the director of The Secretary first approached her about adapting her short story, he promised her that he wouldn't 'do a pretty woman' to the original text.
Signalstation: The craziest I've done is watched the film while dressed all trampy and humming "Some Day My Prince Will Come" the whole time. I figured it might work like a magical love spell, luring a rich man to find me, see the movie and clothes, get the hint and whisk me away from all this.
hot soup girl: That sounds like voodoo.
hot soup girl: Did a rich man find you?
Signalstation: Not yet.
hot soup girl: Well, one can hope.
Signalstation: And this make-up is getting kinda crumbly.... it's been years.
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tonight i watched 'you've got mail' (again - damn boring sunday nights) and when it got to the bit where she's lost her shop and he found out who she was i really thought 'that's it, what are they gonna do? i just can't see it working out' - i'm pathetic
9:42 AM
Oh no. I misspelled "Andie". A thousand pardons.
10:10 PM
Wow you're alive, really happy to see you're back. Wb to the net
8:35 PM
Oy!
That is all.
2:05 PM
That's so funny - I always felt exactly the same way about Andie and Ducky.
Poor little Ducky...he was so cute.
8:33 PM
Ah... Pretty in Pink - but - 16 Candles :)
8:09 AM
Where hell is HSG?
12:39 AM
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