Mechanically Separated Chicken.

Tuesday, November 12, 2002


Acquire Passport

Answer telephone. Pull note from envelope. Unfold paper. Read instructions. Book plant ticket. Acquire passport. Adhere fake moustache. Meet with contact. Accomplish task. Kill opponent. Memorise intelligence. Destroy evidence. Return to safe house. Report to Control. Remove disguise. Unpack briefcase. Clean weapon. Eat bran muffin.

[This story also appears in HEAT 7]