Mechanically Separated Chicken.

Thursday, September 19, 2002


Yo ho ho, me hearties. Aye'm here to tell ye that t'day be Talk like a Pirate Day! Get involved. Wear an eyepatch. Grab a hook. Fill ye pockets with gold doubloons and pieces of eight. Borrow a parrot. Make a landlubber walk the plank. Select some pantaloons. Kill a few Spaniards.

And step to it smartly, ye scurvy dogs! Cowardly swabs! Or Aye'll give ye a taste of the cat!



Land ho!


Shiver me fuckin' timbers.