Twenty-Six Things Or People Who Have Appeared In My Dreams, Their Presence Surely Indicative Of A Hyperreal World Where Models Of Reality Dominate And Reality Itself Has Given Way To Simulations Of Simulations Or, Alternatively, A World In Which I Have Some Kind Of Incurable Brain Infection:

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Zsa Zsa Gabor
An antelope with steel teeth
Former Australian cricketer Greg Matthews
Sausage rolls made from people
A tiny girl with an afro who lived in a carton of laundry powder
Monkeys that spoke only Japanese
The guy with the top hat and monocle from the Monopoly board
A punk band called The Professor Geoffrey Boltons
Mandelbrots
Gregory Corso
A flayed man carrying his own intestines in a glass suitcase
Bill Clinton wearing a halter top
A giant machine that made perfect potato salad
A musical entitled 'Almost As Good As Jacky Shorts'
Jet packs
Books shaped like onions
Drinking fountains
A twenty-foot-tall paper mache model of Robert Louis Stevenson
The kids from Degrassi High
Dead horses
Airports
Cutlery
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