Panties? No. Manties.

Everyone needs to treat themselves once in a while. And that's why these are so great. Manties. They're panties for men. Big silky panties with bows and little roses and lace. And satin ribbons. For men.

Did you hear what I just said? For men!

Hooeee. Hoo! You see how that's funny? For men! 'Cause men aren't supposed to wear panties. Ladies wear panties.

You see that? That's some real comedy, right there, baby. It's gold.

Gold.

Pure gold.