I'm not going to introduce myself yet, I'll save that for another time.
Right now I'm just going to take my pants off.
Would you like to put them on?
They're extremely comfortable pants.
Plus, they're nice and warm.
I think you'll like them.
There's some folded paper in the pocket.
Why don't you take it out?
You can smooth it out and read it, if you like.
Go on. Really. It's not personal.
Now, read it to me. Aloud.
You have such a beautiful speaking voice.