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Tuesday, April 01, 2003

Three Products I Have Invented.

INFLATABLE GOD
All-purpose deity, great for picnics, camping or in the pool!

MANUAL ROBOT
Make it walk by moving its legs with your hands!

IMAGINARY CAT ENCASING A REAL DOG
Two pets in one! A real bargain!

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