Four Recent Observations.

1a. Any creative idea which refuses to be coaxed into full flower or materialises during an unfortunate period of intellectual laziness is, ipso facto, a band name.

1b. If the idea contains an element of aggression and/or juxtaposition, it's a punk band.

2a. Any visual representation of giant squid will give rise to at least one 'calamari' joke.

2b. It's always the same joke.