In response to the high number of queries our service desk has been receiving regarding men wearing panties, our team has collected a number of testimonials from satisfied Manties customers:
"So silky and soft, yet roomy enough to accommodate my entire ball sac. I love them!"
Ethan Hawke, janitor.
"I've got a stiffy just thinking about it."
Harold Bishop, jewel thief.
"Disgraceful. I'm appalled by this smutty innuendo."
Sidney James, gymnast.
"Every minute of every day, I feel my testicles caressed by a powerful yet erotic satin glove. I never want it to end."
Sarah Jessica Parker, pharaoh.
"My sales figures are up 400% and I owe it all to wearing Manties!"
Noam Chomsky, real estate agent.
"Tsk. Isn't this all just a tad undergraduate?"
Bert Newton, transient hobo.
"Tying up all the little bows each morning before work is a real bitch, but well worth it when I see the admiring glances I'm getting from my colleagues!"
Phillip Ruddock, part-time sandwich-hand.
"My wife loves them too! Now she can carry a 300g salad onion down the front of her underpants all day, just the way she's always wanted to! Thank you, Manties!"
Darth Vader, antique dealer.